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failgirl 

A girl who cannot perform even the most menial of tasks without resulting with some kind of fail.

Closely related to the uncommon failboy, possibly due to incest. Sightings are frequently reported in the Norfolk-Suffolk area.
1) A female that cannot make a sandwich.
2) A female that has just announced a loss of The Game.
3) A female (girl) that has just made a mistake (a fail) and feels a fool. (fail + girl = failgirl)
failgirl by Burger King Diamond December 1, 2011
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Fairgirl 

A Fairgirl is the kind of girl who is sweetly hypocritical. She says one thing, but is really doing the other, in the most adorable way possible. A Fairgirl is selfish, and blind to her hypocrisy, especially in relationships.
Girl: "I hate it when guys are just looking at my boobs when they're talking to me. So rude."
Guy: "I get that, but in all fairness you also never wear a bra right?"
Girl: "Yeah, but no one really notices"
Guy: "Do you think guys notice when they're talking to you?"
Girl: "I mean, haha, probably sometimes!"
Guy: *whispering to himself shaking his head* "Goddamn Fairgirl..."
Fairgirl by Slave4Dave November 21, 2016

fail-girl 

fail girl means a woman (normally trans) with very bad luck. It can also be applied to cis men (often twitch personality cdawgva) on rare occasions, often followed by the word swag.
cdawgva has so much fail-girl swag
fail-girl by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj November 9, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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