Dirty Golliwog

when a golliwog is taken and used as a fleshlight and then the resulting seminal fluid is then drank
this term is used in the north of england

"hey man what did you do last night?"
"i had a dirty golliwog"
"you dirty bastard"

by the gilded vibrator January 19, 2022

The Dirty Schreiber

When you premature ejaculate on a girl's chest and then she grabs your face and rubs it in your cum and you spit on her.

The Galway fest champion gave that troglodyte The Dirty Schreiber last night.

by Cal naughton jnr March 6, 2022

dirty horseshoe sandwich

A woman lays on her back with a man's dick between her tits while a group of men ejaculate all over her chest.

Tommy and Kelly had to take a shower after a dirty horseshoe sandwich with Tommy's BB buddies.

by WidowMaker71 October 5, 2017

dirty shrimp dinner

A dirty pussy that smells exactly like rancid shrimp.

I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.

by Lickus Dickliosis April 6, 2017

Dirty Matisse

A Dirty Matisse is a free gentle spirit that loves to jerk off while watching porn.

Ben was watch porn and started to do a Dirty Matisse.

by BakingSoda22 October 28, 2020

Dirty Allen

The man pro-life Authoritarian Pseudo-Christians are really praying to

Bahh GG you’re praying to dirty Allen broh, not Jesus lol

by Ami Magee May 25, 2022

Dirty Saskia

When you let your missus insert large objects in your rectum and let them pop out by themselves.

I Dirty Saskia'd my toaster last night!

by KinkyWinky123 February 22, 2024