I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Assing

Assing is the act of where someone goes up to someone else (normally while they are sitting down) and rub their ass in their face.

Me: Hey Luke!

Luke: Hey man!
Me: Whats that over there?
*The assing starts*
Luke: AH NO DUDE

by Veronicamiller392 May 21, 2025

Turbo Ass

Of very poor quality. Disgustingly terrible.

"That new Lifeline skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 2, 2023

National Grab Ass Day 2

April 15 is National Grab Ass day 2
Single or Taken u grab Ass

I participated in National Grab Ass Day 2 it was a blast ~ Kairos

by Silvia Johnson April 12, 2019

pop that ass

could be taken sexually, meant to mean beat a bitch up

Imma pop that ass like dynamite

by isex April 17, 2022

bounce the fuck that ass

The air released from twerking, pungent smell.

ew it smells like bounce the fuck that ass in here

by panda1111 February 9, 2025

bitch ass

instead of saying bitch, say bitch ass. it’s the thing to do.

created by danielle h

you little bitch ass stole my food
or
what a little bitch ass

by georgenotfounds dandruff December 1, 2020