When a guy dates two girls at the same times, and alternates back and forth between them. Usually the girls find out eventually SO DON'T DO IT.
by n_m1237 December 3, 2016
Get the 2 timingmug. That warp in the space-time continuum that happens when you get on the computer "for a few minutes" to check your email and the next time you look at the clock, it's 4 hours later. Similar to what happened to people in the movie "Looker".
Also akin to the NFL minute.
Also akin to the NFL minute.
Man: "Honey, I'll be up for dinner in a few minutes, I've got to check my email."
Woman: "You said that last night. By the time you check your email, read the headlines, check your stocks, play Zuma, look for car parts on eBay, watch a few YouTube videos and download music to your iPod, it'll be midnight! A few minutes in 'computer time' is like a few years in dog years!"
Man: "True dhat!"
Woman: "You said that last night. By the time you check your email, read the headlines, check your stocks, play Zuma, look for car parts on eBay, watch a few YouTube videos and download music to your iPod, it'll be midnight! A few minutes in 'computer time' is like a few years in dog years!"
Man: "True dhat!"
by Turkey Trot April 3, 2011
Get the Computer Timemug. Refering to a person with a distant eccentric intelligence as if from another time. A Time Child's complexly annalytical world view is broader and richer than an average human. Time children are typically gifted in the arts as well as having vaguley expressed supernatural abilities including clairvoyance. The term was created by Conor as a nickname for his friend Jonah.
by TruthMachine February 13, 2009
Get the Time Childmug. "I'm rushing back off these pills are raw time"
"Just got 1.5 of buds for a tenner this is raw time"
"Just double dropped two yams, just had a fat dump, coming up raw time nigga"
"Just got 1.5 of buds for a tenner this is raw time"
"Just double dropped two yams, just had a fat dump, coming up raw time nigga"
by A compound veteran November 26, 2013
Get the raw timemug. A span of time that is know as the "End Times", consisting of over 2,000 years to date. How far into this "End Times" Age we are remains to be unknown.
by AmiAmmiel November 24, 2013
Get the end timesmug. The experience of mixing both alcohol and benzodiazapines (a class of prescription anti-anxiety drugs such as Ativan, Xanax,and Klonopin), which causes the taker to experience extended amounts of time in major blackouts. This gives the taker the illusion of having traveled through time, as entire blocks of hours or even days have vanished from memory.
Gertrude downed some Valium with tequila and did some time traveling until six hours later, when she came to in the front yard of a stranger's house.
by MissDoe June 15, 2017
Get the Time Travelingmug. When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
by okparts August 14, 2014
Get the Mountain Timemug.