Hamster Suit

Hamster Suit, noun

1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.

April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.

by Immodest August 4, 2012

Hat sure

A measure of surety to the extent that you would eat a hat. If you are proven wrong you must eat a paper hat. The size of the paper hat corresponds to the level of surety you expressed. (A5 hat sure is less sure than A4 hat sure but A4 is usually the standard.)

"I'm pretty sure that Walt Disney is frozen..."

"Are you hat sure?"

"Yes."

"How hat sure? A4 hat sure?"

"Yes."

"Well you are wrong, now eat this paper hat I've made for you."

by DiosaTaylor May 30, 2013

Sloppy Suck

When oral sex is given to a male in a "sloppy" manner. ( Drool, spit, cum all over)

When are you gonna give me that sloppy suck?

by J. dottie September 2, 2013

pussy submarine

When the forearm of a person is shoved elbow deep into a vagina

I sent my pussy submarine into the unexplored depths of this chick last night.

by Loaded questions January 3, 2014

Salty Supreme

Semen that is extremely salty and tastes atrocious. One of the many reasons why there are some people that spit and don't swallow.

David: "Samantha, I thought you said you swallow.."
Samantha: "That was before I realized you are salty supreme.."

by Hot dog willy August 10, 2015

brown sucking

Extreme version of ass kissing.

Vice President Mike Pence is surely the poster boy for brown sucking.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019

National suck yo homies dick day

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah

ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

by Ppsucker69inbootyyumm October 14, 2019