the russian congo

when 2 white bald men aggressively have intercourse with each other and put tubes up each other’s asses while singing twinkle twinkle little star

marvin- hey you gonna go out with that fag later?
angel- yeah, we’re gonna do the russian congo
marvin- sick, can i join?

by WetRag May 17, 2022

russian minion

something that you type when you're bored and confused

"I like russian minions, green eyes, brown hair, muscular, atleast 170 pounds."

by RussianMinion May 18, 2022

Russianing

When you speak russian unironically in the most random context

"I can't understand my friend while they are russianing."

by Bean_BoiTheBest May 22, 2022

Russian Pinterest

A dark side of Pinterest where words like 'Анерексия эстетика' and 'Анарексия эстетика' come up. Essentially, it's the ED side of Pinterest, and can be triggering.

Person1: I was on Russian Pinterest last night
Person2: What's Russian Pinterest?
Person1: Oh, it's just a side of Pinterest I'm on that's in Russian. It's got a lot of ballet bodies on it

by aussietimtam May 28, 2022

russian traffic stop

A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud

Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade

Rush that Cyka

*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*

by Rushbcykablyat June 1, 2022

Russian Shower

When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.

"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"

by HappyAssArrows June 3, 2022

Russian Heat Helmet

It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.

"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."

by Zeek Shop December 7, 2021