Russian Shower

When the person next to you gets their head cut off or seriously wounded and you become covered with blood.

"Yo, I just got a Russian Shower because that fool got his head chopped off!"

by HappyAssArrows June 3, 2022

russian energy shot

Drinking monster while having sex.

I was so tired last night withy girl friend I had to pull a Russian energy shot.

by Plaier June 20, 2014

Russian success

When a person or system reports as having successfully completed a task, however, it has not actually been successful.

The backup failures are not being reported as failures. They are a Russian success.

by Cam.Parsons February 11, 2024

Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

Russian Leg Press

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)

Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny

by juice warrior September 4, 2023

Russian disinformation

Scientifically proven solid facts that you can't prove or disprove so you label then as Russian disinformation.

Supposing you believe that the earth is flat, to you the simple scientific fact that the world is actually round that would be Russian disinformation. And if you disagree w the earth being round, you'll paint all people who believe that the world is round as Russian propagandists.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022

the russian fedaral govermentet

the russian fedaral govermentet is an orgniamentsiation made bt the ruasshans who give rations to poor wemon.
ALSO thethe russian fedaral govermentet is in LOOOve with adamn smacker smasher

lore is on other definiteions
the russian fedaral govermentet is parreper rapper rapers who are rapists to the the canada fedaral govermentet

the the adamn fedaral govermentet sucked off the russian fedaral govermentet intementaily
this was forced btw rape.

the russian fedaral govermentet got blown by the the adamn fedaral govermentet

by adamns rapist December 28, 2022