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Tunnel Jew

The greediest type of human you can imagine.
Customs had me pay $30 clearance on a $25 item, such tunnel jews.
by Noticer69 January 16, 2024
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Jews

Our greatest allies! People that claim to be the ultimate victims, yet run highly influential organizations like the World Jewish Congress and AIPAC, have themselves almost all media executive positions, own and lead most of all of the worlds banks and financial institutions like the Rothschild Dynasty, Goldman Sachs and Blackrock, own the worlds most powerful defense and mass surveillance organizations like NASA and Palantir, and have disproportional representation in Western elected and un-elected officials. They also made deals with Adolf Hitler like the Haavara Agreement and the Balfour Declaration, plotted the assignation of John F Kennedy to to steal the nuclear bomb, sunk the USS Liberty, staged 9-11 to get the United States on board with the Clean Break Memo, and staged October 7th to finish the aforementioned plan. They are brag about creating communism, transgenderism, and psycho-psychology -- on display with Jews like Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Magnus Hirschfeld, and Sigmund Freud. According to the Jewish Virtual Library, all of the history's worst people are considered heroes to the Jews. According to most Jewish Rabbis, antisemitism is "the hate that mutates" and started 2000 years ago with the birth of Jesus Christ.
Based guy: "Gee, why have the Jews been kicked out of 109 countries?"
Idiot: "Durr idk. But mustache man is the most evilest man ever for wanting them gone!"
Based guy: "But the same problems we have in modern America were present and worse in the Wiemar Republic..."
Idiot: "Uhh durr. Nuh-uh. I know all about how bad the nazis were even though i barely even know what century WW2 started in."
by PerfectWhine February 21, 2025
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The jew paradox

The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.

If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.

If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.

Either way, you lose.
Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”
by The long nose September 12, 2025
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
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Jewing

To take all of something that is free, or to take advantage of something that is free.
That man is Jewing the store out of its free samples
by big black man24 April 20, 2025
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Jew

Parker byer himself
by Yepper April 4, 2023
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ice jew

Damn Ice Jew has a big penis
by BigEbola November 13, 2017
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