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Evan Stockman

Just a very sexy man
Geez that Evan Stockman guy is super hot
by GreenLanternMan August 15, 2021
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Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.
Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.
by Sexydimma July 15, 2022
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Kelton stockton

Kelton Stockton is defined as fast.
Superman is so strong and Kelton Stockton. He is quicker than a lightening bolt.
by Rob run corleone September 12, 2022
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pussy stocks

Level of attractiveness to a female partner, usually influenced by a flashy item or clothing. This may also be used in a sarcastic way to signify how unattractive a mate may be based on their out of touch style or haggard belongings.
“Damn Zach got himself a 1987 Ford Tempo, pussy stocks goin up!”
by Jesusinthetoilet May 20, 2023
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Double stocking wank

The act of two women giving a man a footjob together whilst wearing pantyhose or stockings, usually ending in the guy cumming in their feet and legs
Last night, I ran into Cara and Nadia. They invited me back to their place for a fantastic double stocking wank
by PhilliBlunt June 12, 2023
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Frankenstein Stocks

Refers to an investment strategy where declining stocks are assembled, akin to Victor Frankenstein combining different body parts for his creature. The term encompasses the concept of creating a portfolio from various declining stocks, with the metaphorical "lightning" representing external catalysts or stimuli that are anticipated to revive the value of the assembled assets.
Person A: "Have you heard of 'Frankenstein stocks' in investing?"
Person B: "No, what's that?"
Person A: "It's like picking declining stocks and hoping they come back to life, similar to how Victor Frankenstein put together different body parts for his monster."
by TheRandomStock January 20, 2024
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Ethan Stocks

Bro fuck Ethan Stocks he cheats on his girlfriend
by The guy that hates ethan January 23, 2024
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