by Ozzy_Is_Bad May 26, 2022
Get the Among us mug.a fun game were have to guess who's the imposter so basicly a imposter will try to kill you with anyone else not knowng so there will someone who will put a emergency meeting so you have to vote who's the imposter if you vote the wrong guy you lose
by gamer mode guy October 29, 2020
Get the among us mug.The only game in the universe where the minority of players actually know what 2+2 is. It is proven because many huge fans of the game suck at it.
Average Among Us Player
Mum: Sweety, we're going to hospital to fix your brain.
Gamer: I hate you, you can't stop me from Among Us.
Mum: Sweety, we're going to hospital to fix your brain.
Gamer: I hate you, you can't stop me from Among Us.
by Power476 December 17, 2020
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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword." mug.by BaconPickle August 29, 2022
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me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
Get the A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY. mug.Clearly... CLEARLY! Bastards! Bastards all of you! WHO!? WHY!? I spent YEARS doing this and do you know how little it took to convince you to NOT SAY ANYTHING!? "Don't say anything. Don't acknowledge him." THAT'S IT! And at what cost!?
Hym "Yeah!? Don't fucking say anything? 'They told us not to say anything' he says. I mean, it isn't YOUR fault but are YOU FOR FUCKING REAL!? I mean, I know! I know there has to be some kind of agreement but DAMN! THEY!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO TO ✌️✊️✌️✊️THEY✌️✊️✌️✊️!? I'll give you a hint! It starts with 'NU' and ends with 'KE.' Right after a nice, long, rousing round of torture! Jesus fucking christ man! You're fucking stupid for going along with this. You know that right? All you had to do... Was what Jordan just did to fucking Elon. Except to me. 'I agree it's cruel and unusual. Here's a fucking lawyer.' AND BAM! YOUR KIDS DON'T TO IT TO SOMEONE ELSE'S KID AND GET THEIR FUCKING BRAIN BLOWN OUT! GODDAMNIT GUYS! And now I have to just fucking sit here! And then I HAVE TO KILL YOUR KIDS! Why!? Because you listen to them instead of me! THAT'S WHY! Fucking assholes! Here I go! Force myself to sleep to got to this piece of shit gas station."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
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