michelle branch

the most awesomest person ever!
a singer/musician/actress/songwriter/almost mother/married/a lot of other things

nothin like lindsay lohan

by Michelle Luver March 12, 2005

Michigan Bankroll

when one has a wad of money that consists of large bills on the outside and small bills on the inside so they appear as if they are a large amount of money.

"Damn he has a huge bankroll"
"Girl, better look closer, that is a michigan bankroll."

by richbitch313 August 28, 2009

Amy and Michael

Amy and Michael, a perfect match! Michael is a very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect. Amy - to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover.

she pulled an amy on my heart. (she stole or holds my heart)

my heart was amyied. (my heart was stolen)

watch out she will amy you. (she will steal your heart)

you have yourself an amy. (you have yourself a soulmate)

A lovely girl who loves all her friends and will never cheat on anyone. Amy is so sweet

A perfect match!

Amy and Michael Just the perfect couple
Michael like commitment and Amy will never cheat on anyone

by TrueJackson February 14, 2012

microcelebrity

One who gains a cult or mainstream following due to viral internet distribution. Does not refer to those who have gained limited or cult followings through traditional media. Does not refer to has-beens or "B-list" celebrities.

Lonelygirl15 was nothing until YouTube made her a microcelebrity. Clint Howard is a D-list celebirty, not a microcelebrity.

by Brandon Li September 14, 2006

Michigan Guido

A breed of Guido only spotted during the colder, snowy months of the year. Unlike the regular Guido which can be spotted by it's signature "popped collar", the Michigan Guido uses a scarf worn indoors to signify his faggotry with a shirt one-half size too small, as to sell tickets to his gun show. Also worth noting, this particular breed (because let's be honest, any Guido is sub-human) will have the typical pursed lips, over-sized fake diamond earring, Oompa-Loompa tan, and non-gelled Wop-Dago hair. Not to outdone by their Jersey counterparts, what they lack in spikey Aqua-Nettitude, they make up for in utter fucktardation, with a dash of douchebaggery, and a heaping load of assfaggery.

I swear to Christ if that fucking Michigan Guido moved my barstool one more time I would have set his scarf on fire had I a little moar whiskey in my system, and if somebody wouldn't have stopped me.

by dean teh peen January 8, 2009

Micro dick

Tiny ass dick. It's like you never hit puberty. You always hear the question during sex, "Is it in yet." Since it is so small.

Girl:"Is it in yet?"
Guy:"Fuck! I hate micro dick!

by Arthur Kyle 69 January 23, 2009

Microsoft Fanboy

Someone who boners over Windows, Zune, Xbox, anything Microsoft. Not quite as cancerous as Apple fanboys, as they will run themselves into debt to get the latest iDevice that has only minor improvements over the previous generation and still uses the same locked down shitty OSes.

Metro gives me a boner. Muhgawd I am such a Microsoft fanboy.

by ArgentWarrior20 September 6, 2014