Golden Escalator 

Two women, one on top of the other, peeing on each other, at the same time.

If you need them to be Russians/Slavic, Hookers, and/or on a bed the Obamas slept in, that's on you.

The American Taxpayer paid $40 Million for a Pee Tape of Trump paying Russian Hookers to perform a Golden Escalator, and never got to see it because it never existed.

Golden Escalator by Pi Ke October 1, 2022

Golden Thunder 

To break wind whilst administering a golden shower

Those burritos really increased the decibels on my golden thunder.

Golden Thunder by Cobra Cuckmander October 2, 2022

Golden Baby Shower 

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

Golden Baby Shower by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

Golden Wheelbarrow 

A sexual position where the man holds the womans ankles whilst entering her from behind. After climax the man urinates onto her back.

I gave my girl the golden wheelbarrow.
If she's into wet and wild giver her the golden wheelbarrow.

Golden Wheelbarrow by greasypete October 14, 2022

golden afternoon 

When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.

Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg

golden afternoon by Depressed kitten October 21, 2022

Golden Throat Tickler 

A crisp golden lager on a hot summers day

mate its been a long week, sunday sesh and a golden throat tickler?

Golden Throat Tickler by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

golden retard

A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.

"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."

golden retard by OOOOMSVSKSKSVGWUWOAUBWNWKQKALA December 1, 2022