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gamestop 

A video game store whose main objective is to piss you off as much as possible in the short amount of time you're in the store. You'd think for such a big name that Gamestop employees would be very helpful and nice. Well you thought wrong, my friend.

If you ever want to return a game, buy a game, reserve a game, or do anything related to video games make sure to go ANYWHERE but Gamestop. They just love to rip you off, persuade you to NOT buy what you want to buy because they don't like it, and just screw you over in general.
Idiot: "Hey man, I gotta trade in this game. Let's go to Gamestop!"

Me: "Fuck you."
gamestop by JoeNelly April 1, 2008
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game of love 

A game played be humans. The purpose of a man is to love a woman and the purpose of a woman is to love a man.
"Come on baby let's play the game of love."
game of love by brendan July 3, 2004

viking game

Similar to regular game. Viking game is the art of picking up girls Unlike regular game viking game involves the use of physical prowess rather than pickup lines or social interaction.

You start using viking game by spotting an attractive female. Once you have spotted an attractive female you locate her underweight boyfriend. You walk up to the attractive female's boyfriend and say "do you think you can handle some shit?"

You proceed to knock out the boyfriend and steal his girl.
"If I keep working out I might be able to viking game a real hottie!"

"That emo douche just got viking gamed! A hardass just knocked him out and stole his girl."
viking game by onaninedayfall March 20, 2008

the dick lift game 

The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.
The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!
the dick lift game by ZCMC March 4, 2009

The Game 

What you just lost.
Person 1: "I just lost the game."
Persons 2-99: "DAMN IT!"
The Game by 73P June 24, 2008

Gamespot.com 

A website devoted to video game reviews, news, and previews. Owned by CNET Networks Entertainment. Gamespot is known for their critical and controversial game reviews; often giving lower review scores than most other video game websites. Gamespot is also infamous for their forums which hosts more trolls, /b/tards, and generally unlikable people than any other video game forum currently active on the internet.
"The news and previews on Gamespot.com are awesome, but stay away from their forums unless you like getting headaches."
Gamespot.com by Drak the 10th February 23, 2008