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toot fruit 

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!
toot fruit by Baber14 March 8, 2018

The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge 

Pronunciation fer-bid-n, fawr-
froot nol-ij

Most abruptly put, Marijuana. But this is the most dankest shit known to man, the F-F-O-K has only been grown by one man. This gent of sorts rolled with his G's about 2,000 years ago. Jesus, is the only man known to have known the proper growing patterns of this Sick Nasty Cannabis Herb and the secret went with his passing.
-Dude.

-Yea, man?

-Remember when jarred said he smoked the ffok?

-what the fuck is that shit?

-oh it's fuckin the dankest mutha fuckin shit known to man!

-the what?

-fuckin The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge, SALT-PEPPAH-KETCHUP BYYYITCH!

fruit beer

Any of a number of alcoholic beverages which, while packaged and advertised as "beer", are actually fruit-flavored wine coolers. Examples include Mike's Hard Lemonade, Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay, and Smirnoff Twist.
That girl says she's a hardcore drinker, but all she drinks is fruit beer.
fruit beer by Sharp Teeth December 29, 2007

fruitbowl 

when a man cups his hands as if to cup water but with his junk in the middle.
hey did u want some fruitbowl?
fruitbowl by esackattackm December 20, 2011

fruitboot 

a person that rollerblades and copies skateboarding moves and call it there own when really they juss have no talent...aka, homo,loser,fagget,dumbass,dickshit...list goes on
fruitboot by deb July 11, 2003

Fruitbooting

Fruitbooting (or Fruit Booting, noun use is "Fruitbooter"), a slang term refering to the use of skiblades/snowblades. Fruitbooting, the use of skiblades on ski slopes, is typically looked down upon by the snowboarding community. Fruitbooting also refers to tricks or stunts conducted while wearing skiblades/snowblades. The term is also interchangeably used to describe homosexual connotations with less popular sporting activities which utilize unusual or unpopular foot gear for snow or wheeled (i.e. roller blades, skates) sporting activities.
Fruitbooting is so lame. That guy needs to get himself a proper snowboard.
Fruitbooting by Anders M. December 19, 2008