French Drunk

When someone gets very drunk with a relatively small amount of alcohol (usually three shots over a couple of hours) and misbehaves embarrassingly. Comes from the inability of French people (especially men) to handle alcohol and act proper. Typical behavior includes:
- being overtly loud and irritating.
- vomiting on self and other people.
- losing minor articles of clothing, such as shoes/socks, pants, and/or jacket
- arguing indignantly for no reason
- losing consciousness

1- Dear god, you were SO French drunk yesterday on the boat. I can't believe you threw your shoes into the water and tried to blame me for it. Go back to France.

2- Pierre at the Erasmus party.

French Drunk by pee-air February 28, 2009

homeless_drunk 

One who cant see thru the cowlicks hanging from the front

OMG! Look at that homeless_drunk! There should be laws against that!!

homeless_drunk by VD-WHiZ May 14, 2003

Filthy Skunk drunk 

When you get so drunk people can smell you from 10 feet away, sometimes your so drunk you can't even speak and your memory becomes ridiculously bad.

Marcelo: Here's the $20 i owe you
(pulls out his wallet)
Drake:thanks
(5 seconds later)
Marcelo: Ohh i gotta give you that $20
(pulls out his wallet)
Marcelo: What the hell happened to my $20
Drake: Your filthy skunk drunk you damn juice bag

Filthy Skunk drunk by DJBGHGH April 25, 2006

Funky Drunk Lovin' 

Being so intoxicated off alcohol that you bust out your inner "funk" and show your girl some sexual positions that she's like never to have experienced before.

Hey girl you trying to get out here for some funky drunk lovin'?

I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".

Funky Drunk Lovin' by TheTodd February 4, 2010

Genetically Drunk 

When someone is acting so ignorant that it is as if they had to much to drink, but they have not had any alcohol. Instead you discover that this is their maxiumum capability totally sober.

I thought that he was totally inebriated with whiskey when he joined the Tea Party Movement, but then I discovered that instead he was Genetically Drunk.

Genetically Drunk by RikiJon April 15, 2010

Flach drunk 

When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger

Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action

Flach drunk by wweezzyFFFbabyandtheFisforFart November 1, 2010

Budget Drunk 

Getting drunk off of very cheap, very strong alcohol. Often practiced by college students who have little money and lots of desire to become intoxicated.

Guy 1: I want to get drunk tonight but I'm broke.
Guy 2: Let's get budget drunk on some Vladdy.

Budget Drunk by I drink a lot March 21, 2011