Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

ROFL Coughing

Rolling on the floor laughing coughing, particularly common when taking massive gravity bong resin hits.

"Did you see Dannie?"

"She was totally ROFL Coughing after she torched a great pyramid sized resin bowl in the gravity bong and slurped it right up!"

by Bingdot Dumbledorf March 28, 2015

Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

Cold Coughs

spasms of the throat canals while ingesting exceedingly cold temperature food items

Boy 1: *throat spasms while eating ice cream*
Boy 2: oh boy here comes the cold coughs

by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs October 26, 2019

ciara coughlan

a strange female who faints in the shower and almost dies

hey guys i fell in the shower last night-a strange female named ciara coughlan

by anonymous70707070707070070707 October 28, 2019

Corona Cougher

A dickhead that tries to infect other people by coughing on them while he knows he has the corona virus, because he is mentally not ok.

1. Peter coughs on the police while knowing he has the corona virus and he is being scentenced to jail as a corona cougher.
2. Dickhead coughs on elder people or other people, because he is scared of dying alone, what a wanker.

by Tuunu April 11, 2020

sean coughlin

Businessman and party socialite

Sean Coughlin banged my gf

by Buffalogoes November 23, 2021