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Coughed in my coffee maker
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When one person sucks a
fart out
of
someone else
’s butt and blows it into
the first
persons mouth
The
barista
gasped when
Jeff
coughed in my
coffee maker
.
Coughed in my coffee maker
by
Randi&Jeff
October 25, 2025
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