clapton

when you're so baked that your last name turns into clapton.
(being clapped outta your mind)

Bro, i'm so blazed i'm (name) clapton

by BlazedLord2k May 16, 2023

Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

Clapping Farts

When you butt cheeks smack together and make a clapping sound, because you're farting so violently.

I knew I had to take a dump, when the clapping farts came out my ass.

by NastyN8G June 15, 2023

Clapter

A synonym for applause.

Laugh-> Laughing-> Laughter
Clap-> Clapping-> Clapter

The auditorium was filled with clapter

by deitydax June 30, 2023

Clapped

The past tense of clap.

He clapped at how amazing her performance was.

by Swissofis July 5, 2023

Clapped

When someone is so horrendously ugly that it makes you physically sick.

I saw an incredibly clapped woman while walking to work today and threw up my stomach onto the pavement.

by urclappedmate July 19, 2023

clapaganaherpacephalitis

Its Chlamydia, ghonerea,herpes, Syphilis, Hepatitis all in one

That girl I slept with lats night had clapaganaherpacephalitis

by Wingdoodles August 6, 2023