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clapton

when you're so baked that your last name turns into clapton.
(being clapped outta your mind)
Bro, i'm so blazed i'm (name) clapton
by BlazedLord2k May 16, 2023
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Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
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Clapping Farts

When you butt cheeks smack together and make a clapping sound, because you're farting so violently.
I knew I had to take a dump, when the clapping farts came out my ass.
by NastyN8G June 15, 2023
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Clapter

A synonym for applause.

Laugh-> Laughing-> Laughter
Clap-> Clapping-> Clapter
The auditorium was filled with clapter
by deitydax June 30, 2023
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Clapped

He clapped at how amazing her performance was.
by Swissofis July 5, 2023
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Clapped

When someone is so horrendously ugly that it makes you physically sick.
I saw an incredibly clapped woman while walking to work today and threw up my stomach onto the pavement.
by urclappedmate July 19, 2023
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clapaganaherpacephalitis

Its Chlamydia, ghonerea,herpes, Syphilis, Hepatitis all in one
That girl I slept with lats night had clapaganaherpacephalitis
by Wingdoodles August 6, 2023
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