Christmess

Christ•mess

/‘krismes/

noun, adjective

The state of holiday induced chaos in home, in stores, general holiday overindulgence and clutter. A seasonal ritual of sparkly, joyous hoarding. Often triggered by holiday themed sales.

Girl, I’m about to drop some bags of 200 bulk gift bows on this Christmess! Only 99 cents!

Mom, you already have 324 elves. There’s barely any room for people... It’s a legit Christmess in here.

by liz fabaliss December 11, 2021

christxmas.ari

This screams ARIANAS BIGGEST fan!

Kind and supports all Ariana fans !

And sticks up for celebrities !

She is a queen

Have you heard of Christxmas.ari she an amazing person

by anonymous December 16, 2021

Chirstmas eve presents

santa come that early???

I got my chirstmas eve presents

HOW ALR?

by Weird Word Dictionary December 23, 2021

Christmiss

When you disengage, and possibly take a holiday abroad, around the last week of December.

It's that time of the year again, so I'm celebrating Christmiss.

by anonymous July 19, 2022

Christastrophe

When your crypto mate takes a look at a bull market only to jinx it and make it spiral into the red

Have you checked your crypto there is a christastrophe

by Sabre-Nerfbat November 2, 2023

ChristMarx

ChristMarx is the socialist/communist equivalent of the bourgeoise christmas.

Merry ChristMarx comrade!

by AnComBtch December 24, 2023

Christmaxxing

‘Christmaxxing’ is the act of bettering your life by inviting the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart and accepting His offering of salvation and eternal life

Bro 1: “What happened to name? He’s been different lately.

Bro 2: “He’s been Christmaxxing”

Bro 1: “Wow, he seems a lot happier now!”
(Hint Hint)

by unknown1•16 December 28, 2023