Illusory ass

A seating position used by people with the lack of an ass to make it appear as though they have one. Involves curving the back forward, while leaving the ass in a normal seated positron.

Even though she really had no ass, the illusory ass position made it look like she did.

by The guy September 13, 2016

Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.

Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.

by XeerOh February 22, 2024

Frog’s Ass

Having absolutely nothing resembling a normal rear end. A backside void of any substance. Much like a frog whos back just splits into 2 legs.

Hey look at Patty, she’s got a Frog’s Ass.

by dick e July 16, 2020

bitch ass

instead of saying bitch, say bitch ass. it’s the thing to do.

created by danielle h

you little bitch ass stole my food
or
what a little bitch ass

by georgenotfounds dandruff December 1, 2020

bounce the fuck that ass

The air released from twerking, pungent smell.

ew it smells like bounce the fuck that ass in here

by panda1111 February 9, 2025

pop that ass

could be taken sexually, meant to mean beat a bitch up

Imma pop that ass like dynamite

by isex April 17, 2022

Turbo Ass

Of very poor quality. Disgustingly terrible.

"That new Lifeline skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 2, 2023