dick ingram

An old-fashioned, traditional, dry handjob.

The lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram.
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!

by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013

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Shaky Dick

The first time a dick sees a pussy pussy it shakes wildly, resulting in premature ejaculation premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Are you ready?"
*Girl spreads her legs*
Boy: "OH FUCK YE.... Shit!"
Black guy climbing in from window: "Shit boy. He's got a serious Shaky Dick

by Jack D Chicken December 6, 2015

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Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

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stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

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Dick Fizz

When recieving a blowjob the man jizzes in the woman's mouth she then proceeds to swish the jizz around her mouth like mouthwash causing the jizz to become bubbly and spit like , dick fizz

Guy 1. How was last night
Guy2. It was sick , I had sex and gave her the dick fizz

by sd_af123 September 20, 2015

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