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dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!
Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"
by Anster2314 February 15, 2018
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DICK

IS YO PENIS
KAREN: HE GOT A BIG DICK DAREN: THAT RIGHT I GOT A BIG PENIS
by ALAINTHEG February 23, 2021
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Dick

no. We don’t talk about that. It traumatized me. It’s disgusting.
“Dick”
i’m a lesbian
by Thisismelmaolololololol February 12, 2022
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vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.
Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"
by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016
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That Indian Street Dick

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
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Young dagger dick

A long ass dick with a lot of gurt that will make yo daughter scream 🍑

#wholelottadaggerdick
by Jamari07 March 2, 2019
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Urban Dick

Person who believe the words and definitions on Urban Dictionary are legitimate.
Urban Dicks are partially responsible for the dumbing down of the population.

Dude: Bro, Bromance is not a real word, you cannot get a quadruple word score.
Bro: Dude, Bromance is totally a word, it's in the Urban Dictionary
Dude: Bro, don't be an Urban Dick.
Bro: Dude, I thought we had a Bromance...
by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 6, 2016
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