Russian War Crime

When you shove a bottle of vodka up a man's ass with his adult children cheering him on.

Putin had to cancel his state of the federation speech due to injuries sustained during his russian war crime marathon

by Nunchuck April 9, 2022

Norman war helmet

When ones lady friend lays down on her back, One then proceeds to place ones testicles on her forehead and cock down over her nose thus resembling a Norman war helmet!

I gave the baw and chain a Norman war helmet last night and she was ready for battle.

by The peoples poet RP August 20, 2011

civil war penny

a dull, dumb, or simply all around unintelligent person; i.e. somebody that is about as bright as a civil war penny

That guy is so gullible, he's a real civil war penny alright.

by Mutorks August 12, 2010

Man Tug-Of-War

The ensuing conflict that occurs when two gentlemen get stuck whilst docking.

"I couldn't pull my cock out," said Peter, "it was a real Man Tug-Of-War".

by Horatio Q Nobcluster January 17, 2008

Tug O War

When you playfully lick your partners sphincter and they clinch down on your tongue to play Tug O War.

"Why does that chick sound like Jar Jar Binks?" "Oh she played Tug O War with me last night."

by FunkyTown October 10, 2019

purry-war-dance

When a cat pummells on a soft place whilst purring excessivly for comforting or sexual purposes.

A cat pressing down on a cushion whilst purring excessivly is an example of a purry-war-dance.

by BusyLizzy55 July 12, 2007

infinate retard war

A game that isn't real at all and is a joke that matthew and Brayden say while playing black ops 3

Matthew:BRAYDEN TIME FOR SOME INFINATE RETARD WAR
Brayden:LETS DO THIS SHIT

by EnderSurf July 13, 2017