Retardfucker 

Someone who is fucking/ having sex with a retard. Not necessarily someone with mental retardation though just someone they've name-called a retard.

Guy: You're a retard!

Girl: If i'm a retard then what does that make you?

Guy: A retardfucker :D

Retardfucker by girlwhocriedhippo February 3, 2010

Retarded Shark 

A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.

A great way to break Awkward Silences.

Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*

Retarded Shark by yourmatha July 4, 2011

Retardo Kneecaprio

When a movie is so lame and filled with no-talent celebrities that you'd rather be knee-capped before seeing it again.

"So how was that movie?". "Man, it was so Retardo Kneecaprio, it might as well have starred the Olson Twins.

Retardo Kneecaprio by Smartycat September 5, 2011

Retardified

What happens when someone says something so stupid or ridiculous that you instantly lose more than 80 IQ points and become instantly incapable of responding in an appropriate, intellectual way.

He told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn't notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. I was instantly retardified.

The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.

Retardified by UpChuckyCharms June 17, 2013

retardoglyphics

The handwriting of a retard

Wow! Pat sure has some shitty handwriting, it looks like retardoglyphics!

retardoglyphics by Deerslayer1969 December 16, 2013

Retardofaggotus 

A humanoid subspecies that is both intellectually feeble and is obsessed with male to male sexual encounters...

After a long study Paras was the first of the new species of Retardofaggotus

Retardofaggotus by Vortex October 10, 2014

Retardacle 

the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.

"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "

"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."

Retardacle by DJFr33q January 3, 2020