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WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT A PERSON IS?!?!
Your a person... I think.
by Chicken Nugget Dude March 10, 2017
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personal wank bank

personally public wanking off to a girl/guy after seeing them or rubbing/ contact with them (non sexually or sexually) could be a random person accidentally touched you.
*personally wanks off to a girl they see or accidentally touch*
for example (fake names: johnbeaopt, ladypoof)
lady: *accidentally rubs her body on johns*
john: " oh shit, i'm going to put her in my personal wank bank and jerk off to her soon!"
*does it in public, not at home"
by LightMarks August 15, 2017
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Personal Reasons

Nope. Had to drop out for personal reasons
by JOHPersonal January 7, 2020
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person 123456

We do not talk about this entity. It does not exist. It is not SCP-3847822727827484726728, It is not god, it is not Satan, it is not the universe. It does not exist.
Person 1-123455: jammin'

Person 123456: Ỉ̶̧̢͙͎̺̻̪̹͙͔̬̞̖̬̳͇̩̮̣͉̭̮̩͚̞̖̫̖̄̄̕͘͜͝͝͝ ̴̧̛̪͚̠̯͇͔̼͎̘̺͍͚͋̍̐̐̏̽̒͑̃́́̒̀̾̌̿͊̂͛̃̔͛̉̀̏͂͐̋̃̒̓́̉̚̕̕͘͝͠͝͝͠ͅd̴̢̨̧̨̛͚̜̹͍̹̫͔̪̻̬̲̹͍̝̫͈̼̘̙̺͎̻̹̮̫̬̫́͗͐̇̿̐̌͒͒̽̊̅̈́̽̀̇͐͗̿̀̌͋̅̎͌͂̏̐͆͋͗̕̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅo ̛͈̪̀̄̽̂̽̒͋̉̃̓̐͊̈́̉̄̈́̀̎̓̀̍̓͊͛̍͝͝ ̵̢̢̢̛̦̣͈̭͍̹̖̠̫̼̪͍̟͓̻̭̻̻̻̠̫͙͓̼̦̝͚̣͙̯̱̯̱̯͕̤̟̇̒̈̌̈̈́̈́͗͂̀́̅̒̀͐̍̒̂̓̏̑͌͒̑̌̈́̃̽́͛̾̀͂͂̿͘͜͝n ̢̨̧̨̨̢̛̩͍͇̣̜͇̘̤͍̖̦͙̭̭̖̲̝̗̫̠̠̱͇̪͍̗̖͔͙͔̮̩͓͍̘͓͓̋̍̏͌́͐̍̋́̾͛̏̓̂́̓́̄̊̃͑͋͒̇̃̈́̑̓̃͒͌͆̇́͛͛̒̓͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͝o ̨̪̙͓̙̰͆̅̋̒̍͗͑͋͋́̊̍͗͒̂͂́̏̏̀̇̏͊͊̀͒͗̑̃͑͑̿̆̈́̈́̄͂͆̔̿̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͠͝t ̛̳̹̪͔͑̽̌̈͆́̑̄̽̾͊̀̍ ̢̢̢̡̤̗̯̹̬̣̮̤͓͚̗̲̗͚̰͚̪̟͓͓̺̖̮͓̯̲̪͎̼͗̾̒̚ͅé̵̱̥͉̖̪̯̹̞͇̳̹͎̘͈̜̹͚̪̪̲̬̹̿̀͌̾͒̍̓͑̀̈́̏͊̍̈̑͋̒͗̃́̎̽͆̎̅͋̕͘͠͝x ̡̢̬̼̠̯͍̠̗͚̺͉̤̖̗̳͓̠̺̘͎͍̤͆̈͌̾͋̂͂͛̏͊͒̆̏̓̀̾̏̏̈̈̐̎̏̉̉̇̓̀̈́͐̆̈́̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ī̴̧̨̨̻̗̝̙̙̮͎̠̫͕̖̫̝̖̘̻̭̬̼͓͔̪͙͔͉̲͖͍̳̣̝̦̥͕̼̲̟̊̊̽̋̆͂͑̔̈́͛̇̓̈̓̂̔́̈̕͝͝͠͝ͅs ̨̢̡̛̙̪̭̲̞̫̼̮̰̻̭̰̫̲̝̥̘͔͉̩͍̼̮͈̗̼̞͈̫͖͚͈̬̜̜̽̃̏̽͐̿̀́̇́͐̽͒͒̐̀̅̋͊̿̐͊̈́͒̒̓̈́̾̽̌̌͐̌͐̎͛̐͋͐̈͘̕͜͠͠͝͝͠t̵̢̧̟̦̲̗̫͙͙̮̪̹̣̮͍̠̫͚̝̺̺̻͖͍̥͙̼͛͜͝

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by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021
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rudder person

1. A cooler version of a Skippy.
2. The sailor who maneuvers the tiller in order to turn the rudder, therefore allowing for a change in the sailboat's overall direction.
3. A rudder person is usually present during extreme sail boat races around the harbor
4. A high skilled and attentive person on a sailboat
The rudder person steered the boat to victory.
by Carly DeFalco December 26, 2007
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sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my god! he is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
by aprsn July 3, 2008
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Bed Person

A person that has eaten so much and become so large that they are permanently confined to their bed. The only way to move them is to pick them up with a crane.
Well, lets get you showered and out of the house before you become a bed person!
by Rothbar March 27, 2011
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