Penis art

A picture made up of hundreds of little symbols and punctuation that assumes the identity of a nice-looking dick.
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no homo tho

~Have you seen his latest Penis art?

~Yeah, i almost HAD to jerk off to it. No homo tho.

by hitormissinevermiss December 4, 2018

Penis pepper

Hollowed out jalapeño condom. Keeps you safe a spicy/hot love life.

Penis pepper long hard and spicy

by Wheels May 14, 2017

Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

by CountVladDracula June 14, 2018

penis whopper

When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆

Penis whopper:

Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!

by Pencil666 January 7, 2018

enormous penis

What you look at when you want your troubles to melt away and you want the happy times to stay.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!

by lmai2 June 2, 2023

Penis golly

The situation where your penis sneezes, and a suspicious liquid is expelled from the jap eye, thus creating a penis golly.

Did you see the other day when Shaun was having lunch he made a weird noise and a penis golly fell on the floor.

by Cunt.destroyer February 2, 2019

penis monologue

The name you give a dad who calls you a virgina monologue

My dad called me a Vigina monologue, so I called him a penis monologue

by 69crusher69 March 25, 2021