penis-addickt

A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.

It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.

Person 1: "I need some MAD penis right now"
Person 2: "STOP BEING A PENIS-ADDICKT JESUS"

by carnette September 23, 2023

Extendo-penis

A long shlong.

Or a shlong which becomes long.

"Hey Fred, Do you have an Extendo-penis?"

"Of course I do."

by Dathom September 24, 2023

Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.

His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.

by Racer XXX May 3, 2022

Penis Hotel

A description of certain orifices on human body that are explicitly used for sexual pleasure of one's penis.

Gary's mouth is a total Penis Hotel.

by Spookyspaghettiman May 4, 2022

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022

apple penis

A penis with a large tip.

YO! he has an apple penis, It didn't fit.

by Hotdog5274 January 25, 2022

Penis Clomide

a penis dipped in cold vinegar and dried in the sun, often used in cakes.

"honey, cand you buy some more penis clomide? i need some for the cake tonight."

by fatman47 February 19, 2021