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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the penis pie mug.When one commits a "Penis Cordon Bleu", he has had sex with a very large girl. PCB got its name for the idea that when a man inserts his penis into a fat chick, it is warm, meaty, and cheesy inside.
Man, I was so drunk last night I committed a Penis Cordon Bleu when I banged that 200 lb chick in Tri-Delt.
by *Jazzy J* December 1, 2007
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An explitave used to describe someone behaving badly. Much more creative than asshole, fucker, or cunt.
by maurad April 18, 2006
Get the penis face mug.John: "Dude, I've been trying to put the moves on Katie for months now. She just won't budge!"
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."
Mike: "Didn't you hear, man? She has a penis allergy."
John: "Oh, well that explains a lot..."
by Prescott Peterson June 30, 2011
Get the penis allergy mug.A vagina which clasps around your dick, right before you cum, so that you have to nut inside of it. Your dick also begins to get digested by the vagina after a short time.
Quin: hey, I heard you got stuck in a penis flytrap the other day.
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
Drew: yeah, it was crazy. I had to knock that bitch out and tease her pussy lips open so I could free my dick.
Quin: wow, that's scary...
Drew: but, I still finished.
Quin: nice
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015
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Originated from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy - Episode 6. In the episode, Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" and understood it for "The Penis Mightier."
Originated from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy - Episode 6. In the episode, Sean Connery misread the category "The Pen is Mightier" and understood it for "The Penis Mightier."
Sean Connery: I've got to ask you... about The Penis Mightier.
Alex Trebek: No no no no no no, that's The Pen is Mightier
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want Trebek. What matters is, Does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man??
Alex Trebek: No no no no no no, that's The Pen is Mightier
Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want Trebek. What matters is, Does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man??
by SirFishouse December 28, 2005
Get the penis mightier mug.An astronomical band of penile organs congregated in a confined area fighting for the rights of vaginal penetration.
by C-K-L November 28, 2007
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