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meat whistle 

Nice hard thick cock that a woman can't wait to get her mouth on.
Nicole couldn't wait any longer and ripped off Ned's drawz to get to his meat whistle
meat whistle by naughtynurse January 1, 2009
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meat curtains

a very sloppy, fatty, and saggy vagina
man 1: oh god what is that!?

man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich

man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?

man 2: ha meat curtains
meat curtains by phantom1 June 21, 2009

Meat sock 

An idiot, see also Meat Head.

Food Reference for Hot Dog/Sauage/Kielbassa/etc...

Slang for Penis.
"Quit acting like such a Meat Sock!"
Meat sock by Davis December 30, 2003

meat puppet 

A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.
Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
meat puppet by pamschel January 12, 2009

meat shield 

A person who interferes with two other people having sexual intercourse simply by their presence. Essentially the same as a cock blocker.
Dude, I totally would have banged that girl at the White Deer, but her fat friend was a total meat shield.
meat shield by Pookasydi June 30, 2008

meat rug 

A small rug placed on the female at birth between her legs.
meat rug by Big Black Rod August 23, 2003