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Noah

a fucking fatass who has short balding black hair and the tiniest dick to exist.
1. “DUDE LOOK ITS NOAH“
2. “BRO HES SO FAT
by AFUCKINGTACO June 22, 2025
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Noah

Sucks at video games and really salty about it
Hey Coltin! Did you see how I destroyed Noah in gun game?
by Logasm13 June 20, 2020
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Noah

Noah

A Noah is someone who can be very annoying but at the same time the most cutest boy you may meet. At the age of 16, a Noah guy can be sweet, funny and downright manipulative. He can kiss you and the next day not talk to you. A Noah can also be the fake person alive, like talking to you and in the middle of the conversation go talk to his friends. A Noah could also take advantage of your feelings. He can and might play with your mind and also be trying to get with you. At the end of the day he wants you so bad that he'll start talking about and wanting you the more.
Girl: Hey Noah um we need to talk cause I think things are getting complicated
Noah: Oh, ok um nah actually
Girl: What? Why?
*leaves you
by N-y'know May 1, 2019
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Noah

Noah is just a lil baby boi.
by spageddie October 16, 2018
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Noah

Nice but mostly annoying ass dude that everyone likes for some reason, nobody admits to his assholeness.
Guy one: Yoo Noah's so cool bro!
Guy two : Yeah!
Guy three: Wtf is wrong with you guys? The guy's horrible!
by your__pseudonym__ June 15, 2023
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Noah

That Magic trick was so Noah.
by GreenNix April 22, 2025
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noah henn

Usually having a great relationship with Grandad Charlie and Uncle Kenneth.
WYS .... G i saw Noah Henn with Uncle Charlie and Grandad Kenneth who has a Bag of fun ;)
by UncleCharlieOrAUNTIEKATERINA December 2, 2024
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