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Noah

Coming from a Noah- I've been told most Noah's are sweet,caring, and loving but we can be assholes if you piss us off so dont do that also most people underestimate how strong we are.
Person 1: I hate Noah I'm gonna fight him
Person 2: No man dont piss him off hes stronger than you think
by Being dumb September 25, 2021
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Noah MacPhee

The badass motherfucker who has the biggest dick in the country, also known to be a MUTHERFUCKING DEMON at NBA 2k20. Noah MacPhee will steal your girl and your wallet
Girl: I want to fuck Noah MacPhee

Girl 2 : ya no shit
by Noah MacPhee January 6, 2020
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Noah Ackerman

The most badass human being in the world. Champion of jiu-jitsu, purveyor of hooters girls, soon to be leader of his own tribe. Abilities include: hunter sight, farmer strength, inhuman intelligence, and a sexy mustache
Oh my god it’s Noah Ackerman!!! He’s so hot and sexy!!!
by Anthony bananas September 20, 2022
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Noah Kwok

Looks like a panda at most times but mostly a back alley dealer everyone loves Noah Kwok

also known as the nerd emoji

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Guy 1: Dayuummm look at that guy he def a noah kwok

Guy 2: Dayum Shawty
by Smiley'sBBC June 19, 2022
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Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Noah berry

A fugly person with red hair and blue eyes and is funny
by Hdhwfsyebdfs October 17, 2016
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Noah Jenkins

Dogshit ass magician,thats a retard in school but not really,Kid got mad cake
even though hes bad at magic,he got ass like Noah Jenkins
by daddyjett January 29, 2020
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