robert

this is a persons name in my class, who smells bad yet he says he showers everyday-more like every year- and he is a furry. he said that i own him, he is supposed to be a cat called sprinkles but i renamed him to mr hammy. he is disgusting, he crawls around the playground on all fours. please help me, he calls me his ''momma''.

robert: hello momma!
me: fuck off ya fat furry shit! go get that stick and choke on it and die.

by timbleton jr the 3rd November 7, 2023

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Robert

A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.

I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.

There's no need for an example of Robert, I just gave you everything you need to know.

by pp123987 December 12, 2023

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Robert

Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.

Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

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