Definitions by RCG_Hater

Taki 

Taki’s mix of talent and kindness make him one of the best people you can associate with. Despite being a superhuman athlete, he’ll somehow still be humble. You’ll never laugh harder than when goofing around with him, and you’ll never have more fun than when gaming with him.

For the first time in history, a single player has been offered a position on every soccer team in the world! That player? Taki!

Taki by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023

Robert 

Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.

Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.

Robert by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Nyomi 

Nyomi is one of the sweetest people you’ll meet, and it’s always a blessing to be around her. She might take some time to open up, but it’ll be worth it to feel her contagious kindness. She’ll ask the right questions at the right time. Always treat Nyomi right.

Nyomi made this 24-hour event much more fun.

Nyomi by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Neil 

Neil’s been through so much, but he’s only let those experiences improve him. When you trust each other, the love he shares is stronger than anyone else you’ll meet, and you’ll never regret opening up to him. Treat each other with respect and you’ll be lifelong friends, no matter what else happens.

If goon and greatness could be mashed up into one word, it’d be Neil.

Neil by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

John 

John is very loud, but that’s only because he cares. Get into discussions with things you’re both passionate about, and they’ll be the most interesting thing you’ve talked about that day. He might not open up immediately, but if you can spend time with him, it’ll definitely be amazing.

I just spent 7 hours screaming at Mario Olympics with John and loved every second of it.

John by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Kennedy

Kennedy takes herself just seriously enough to be one of the best people to hang with. She’ll respect you and have serious discussions, but also get into silly debates and creative tangents if that’s what’s happening. Treat Kennedy like a cat (of which she hopes to own 20): give her space when she needs it and you’ll both be happy when she’s around.

60 years from now, we’ll all take a trip to Scotland to visit Kennedy’s cat & coffee bookstore.

Kennedy by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Kat 

Kat will never fail to make your life more interesting. Even if she sticks innuendos into 90% of your conversations, you’ll never regret hanging around her. She’s passionate about things she cares about, and hopefully that’s you, though it’s more likely a dog.

Kat is soooo old.

Kat by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023