Taki’s mix of talent and kindness make him one of the best people you can associate with. Despite being a superhuman athlete, he’ll somehow still be humble. You’ll never laugh harder than when goofing around with him, and you’ll never have more fun than when gaming with him.
For the first time in history, a single player has been offered a position on every soccer team in the world! That player? Taki!
by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023
Brock has a sense of humor dryer than the desert and a gaming problem, but he improves your life all the same. He’ll take some prodding to open up, but when he does, it’ll make you both happier. Cherish the moments you get with Brock in between his gaming marathons, as they’ll be both funny and interesting.
I stayed up for 32 hours playing the new Destiny 2 campaign, and that was somehow still less time than Brock!
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
Helene-Marie is one of the most talented people you’ll ever meet. Whether it’s music, art, writing, schoolwork, or tennis, you can bet she excels at it. Despite that, she’s still somehow humble, genuinely kind, and always willing to listen to you. You won’t regret being close with Helene-Marie.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
Kat will never fail to make your life more interesting. Even if she sticks innuendos into 90% of your conversations, you’ll never regret hanging around her. She’s passionate about things she cares about, and hopefully that’s you, though it’s more likely a dog.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.
Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
Nyomi is one of the sweetest people you’ll meet, and it’s always a blessing to be around her. She might take some time to open up, but it’ll be worth it to feel her contagious kindness. She’ll ask the right questions at the right time. Always treat Nyomi right.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
Ed is simultaneously smart and stupid, and that makes him awesome to be around. He’s the one you turn to for homework while also the one you perform (possibly drunk) shenanigans with. His laugh is contagious and frequent, making any amusing scenario that much better. Spend as much time as you can with Ed.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023