kinyons dad

Someone who left there kid for a pack of cigarettes and never came back forcing his mom to do everything causing her to drink until she couldnt remember anything causing kinyon to be ugly and retarted

Kinyons dad never came back

by Kinyons dad March 19, 2019

Dad

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.

Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.

by PreyTheGeyAwey May 11, 2019

Dad

Gone

Mommy when is dad gonna be home

Mom;soon honey

13 years later still not home

by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019

your dad

so your dad is a person

American guy: i thought he was a bear??!

no your mom is

Your Dad went to buy milk.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

Dad Pat

A firm pat on the flank or haunches of a dog, usually performed by a father figure.

My dad said he didn't want our dog, but now he gives him the Dad Pat all the time

by FrostingGore November 17, 2025

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe

I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

dad

something that dream stans lack

Dads cannot be fathers of dream stans

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2023