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by renkit February 11, 2026
Get the post master bitch mug.A term first coined by the comedic GOAT Sam Kinison during the 80's to mean a person extremely proficient in the art of cunnilingus. The art form is considered a form of meditative practice. Practicing persons presumably have had trained in Tibet in this art for 5 or more years. Training in this art includes calligraphy using one's tongue. Can Write a letter to Santa (with tongue) whilst going down on a female and making her cum before ending the first sentence. The vagina is usually destroyed and rendered useless by the end of the first paragraph. Women who have endured to this extreme have been wheelchair bound, left to never walk again. Practitioners have eaten more vagina than cervical cancer during intense training sessions to reach this skill level. Goku even gives respect to them. Women should beware.
(Note: Gay variants have not been studied as of this writing, the NIH is currently seeking funding from Congress to carry out studies in the future.)
(Note: Gay variants have not been studied as of this writing, the NIH is currently seeking funding from Congress to carry out studies in the future.)
Woman 1: I heard he is Lick Master of the far east. WAIT, DIDN'T YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM LAST YEAR?!!!
Woman 2: Yes, it is true, why do you think I'm currently stuck in this wheelchair?
Woman 1: OMG Girl, what WAS THAT like?
Woman 2: God level. Though I may never walk again, and I am currently seeking a plastic surgeon for a full vaginal reconstruction surgery, I have NO regrets.
Woman 1: Girl, I'm sooo jealous.
Woman 2: Yes, it is true, why do you think I'm currently stuck in this wheelchair?
Woman 1: OMG Girl, what WAS THAT like?
Woman 2: God level. Though I may never walk again, and I am currently seeking a plastic surgeon for a full vaginal reconstruction surgery, I have NO regrets.
Woman 1: Girl, I'm sooo jealous.
by Jbo Bourbon February 28, 2026
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A host of a Tabletop role-playing game such as DnD that is ill-prepared, organizing the game poorly and/or simply being dumb.
Jokingly said to generally good dms having a bad day, or as an actual insult to an idiot Dm ruining the game.
Jokingly said to generally good dms having a bad day, or as an actual insult to an idiot Dm ruining the game.
Player: Im going to attack this guy!
Dm: Uhhh okay, roll for persuasion
Player: what?? That doesnt make sense, you dumbgeon master
Dm: Uhhh okay, roll for persuasion
Player: what?? That doesnt make sense, you dumbgeon master
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"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
"Isn't this a huge dick"
And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.
They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.
He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.
OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...
Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.
Free diddy.
Free diddy.
by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024
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by Munting monster December 12, 2024
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by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
Get the Head master mug.Often a supremely experienced and competent man functioning similar to a power broker within a larger organization. "Power Broker" in this context , and viewed pyramidally is someone who manages valued information and/or resources for personal and/or political gain through the entire length of the system.
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