King of payola

benjy @cowboylikebenjy , no one competes him as the payola itself.

BE AWARE!

King of payola is Benjy
King of organic is Swifferoodo

by why you have to know my name April 22, 2021

King's Hand

King's Hand: A dish so blessed that only a true madlad is capable of conquering.

Alien 1: why is that human hiding vegetables in it's dessert?

Alien 2: I've yet to determine that, but I tried to tell him the key to solving world hunger in his dreams, and he woke up screaming "King's Hand?" It could be related....

by PattonPending December 8, 2020

swear king

someone who swears something is true, but is most likely false

jack: she wants to get with me
chris: swear king

by sussybaka215 December 27, 2021

Ethnic King

Someone who's mixed with all kinds of ethnicities

Haru is such an ethnic king

by Zefifi March 16, 2019

otter king

An otter is a man who is hairy all over his body but has a smaller figure than bear. The hottest of all otters is the otter King.

Jake is clearly the otter King, have you seen how perfect his hairy body looks recently

by Kenzettles May 3, 2016

King Dorito

A Dorito with an extraordinary amount of flavored powdery stuff on it.

I sometimes throw 95% of a bag of Doritos in search of the King Doritos. They're the only ones I like; they should make them all with that much of the good shit on 'em.

That fiery habanero King Dorito gave me the worst ring sting.

by Wemedge August 13, 2010

Elijah King

Elijah King is a kind, charming and goofy person. He will always drop whatever he is doing to make sure everybody is okay. His eyes are the most charming thing about him, you can look into them forever and its like looking into stars. Dont let all that fool you though! Elijah King is also a very rambunctious person. Along with his very unique personality he never seizes to bring a smile to everybody's face. He is definitely the life of the party and loves to be the center of attention. He will always be down to meet new people. Everybody that has met him will say he has the biggest heart of gold. His biggest love for life is his family and making one of his own! He would go to great lengths to make sure his family is happy. Elijah is one of the good ones.

His name is Elijah King.

by eAnnonymousjuserk February 24, 2023