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Fart-Rod 

Someone who farts in public. Derived from a guy named Penrod. He fared in public. He is now fart-rod.
"I was over getting a drink from the keg, and i swear Jamo pulled a fart-rod. Dirty prick-ass Red Sox fan..."
Fart-Rod by CoorsLightEMU April 20, 2003
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fart-bark 

A loudmouth, dumbass who might as well be a dog with an ass for a face.

fart-filter 

Whenever you are on the can and grab a couple sheets of toilet paper and cup it over your butthole to filter the sounds of your erupting bowel movements.
Are your walls paper thin? Afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? Then use the fart-filter method.
fart-filter by kris ault January 22, 2009

fart muffler 

Underwear, undergarments.
Do you smell that? I betcha his fart muffler is stained.
fart muffler by victorzulu November 29, 2010

fart star 

The person in a household who farts the most and has the smelliest and loudest farts.
In our family of five, my mom is the fart star.
fart star by FartQueen May 17, 2011

Fart Fetishism 

A rather sexual fetish in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and masturbate to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even sexologist Dan Savage came out against it in his weekly column.
Danielle:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.

John: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.
Fart Fetishism by Lisa da Boss October 4, 2010