Facebook Fly

Facebook Fly: n. a nosey person who lands on your wall, uninvited. Facebook Flies typically do not have a Facebook account themselves but the maggots are able to carry out their mission via the aid of a Facebook Judas. ©

Mom: I heard that you were drinking last night.
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!

Facebook Fly by 5ft9andfine October 1, 2010

facebook popper 

a facebook popper pop online quickly, sees who's online and if he doesn't want to talk to any of his friends he pops offline. Sometimes in less than a second!

Drew-There weren't any hot babes online to talk to so popped online then offline real quick so i didn't have to talk to a bunch of tards.
Mike- You are a facebook popper for sure.

facebook popper by DefLegit October 19, 2010

Facebook awkward 

this is where you start talking/ meet someone through facebook and it becomes really awkward the first time you meet them, cause you have probably been facebook chating them 24/7.

Person #1 "Dude I just met that girl that kept on hitting me up on fb last night"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"

Facebook awkward by Facebookington January 9, 2011

facebook showoff 

when a person (girls most of the time) take pics of something completely useless that they are holding and happen to focus more on their hands than the object itself only to show off their just done nails

"omg, stacy is sucha facebook showoff, she always happens to have new nails everytime she takes pics of completely pointless objects."

facebook showoff by supersoaker609 August 25, 2011

facebook snitch 

When a facebook friend tells your woman or man something that you already told the world.

Homeboy's Baby Momma: I unfriended you because you were talking shit about me to my man after you saw my post to the world on facebook about my friend who got into a wreck.

Pimp: Yeah I guess I just became a facebook snitch. OMG LOL, that was so last year.

Newyo Rican: Your both a bunch of facebook whores. I get all my facebook 4-1-1 from my wife on the DL, and don't officially have an account myself, but always know the instant something is posted on there like when that Vegas Pimp posted up on his wall. Wu Tang Motherfuckas.

facebook snitch by Vegas P. August 27, 2011

facebook messenger 

A means by which creepy people communicate with people that they're not actually friends with

Amanda: this guy keeps using facebook messenger to contact me and i dont know who he is
Becky: wow thats so weird he probably saw you on his suggested friends or something. You should definitely call the police
Amanda: dont you think thats a little dramatic Becky?
Becky: no.

facebook messenger by Ishwbwna November 5, 2014

facebook hassler 

one who continuously hassles, annoys or bothers others to post pictures, videos, etc. onto facebook until he or she does so.

Louis "Can you put those pictures up from tonight?"

Betsy "Louis, I will, I'm not in the mood today."

next day...

Louis "Betsy are you gonna post those pictures today?"

Betsy "Louis stop being such a facebook hassler, i'll do it eventually."

facebook hassler by Ballzy Anna Rad December 18, 2008