Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 04, 2016
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cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am
person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*
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cold porkchop

The act of getting stoned out of your mind before a quick break and reaching the epitome of your marijuana high and have started to fall back in to the corporeal world.
Man 1: I just quick cold porkchop!
Man 2: But you just got high.
Man 1: Yeah but not again!
by Medical Distress June 04, 2017
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Pussy-cold

A) An illness that cannot and will not affect one's immune system in a severe manner or for a long duration of time.

B) This term can also be used to describe someone's actions when they are handling a situation like a bitch.
A) This pussy-cold can't keep a player down. I'll be ready to rock by the weekend for sure.

B) You going to go over there and talk to her, or do you have a pussy-cold?
by MattTheBarber92 September 22, 2023
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Cold Bubble

When a ballcuzi is performed utilizing a milk shake instead of a warm liquid.
Pat got the cold bubble from Max last night at Steak and Shake.
by almighty_toad November 02, 2021
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Stone Cold Stomach

A competitive sport where you drink wet cement and try to shit it out before it hardens in your stomach and you die.
Aaron: Do you want to play some Stone Cold Stomach?
Cole: I'm down.
by PikzelEcho March 12, 2022
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Cold Bowl

Smoking weed in a convertible. The opposite of a Hot Box.
We rode around in Kathy’s mom’s Cabrio. We decided to cold bowl it so the upholstery wouldn’t smell. I froze my ass off and got ash in my eye.
by Kasey Keo December 07, 2018
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