Limerick writer

A person who can't think of anything interesting to say in support of their argument, and is therefore reduced to criticizing other's spelling on the Internet. Doing so is the Internet debate equivalent of an Irish Limerick (a short, simple, rude poem)

Don't be a Limerick Writer; no one cares if you can spell, genius.

by BostonBestEats July 5, 2023

poison-pen writer

one who writes write-ups full of malice, slander, etc.

Poison-pen writers are an execrable lot.

by uttam maharjan December 23, 2012

Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

What you say when your parents ask you what your reading you say that your reading Unpublished storys from independent writers online.

But your really reading gay porn

Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)

Mom: "hey hon, what's that your reading?"

You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.

by RollingPotato November 15, 2017

Iowa Young Writers' Studio

a two week summer camp for "aspiring writers" but ends up with a bunch of kids sick of writing. good camp since there's a lot of free time but also bad. also question hole x silverware chute is the best ship but fucking elevator is getting in the way. it's ~lovely~ here (if you know you know). also creates a great meme page each session (session 2 2019 will forever live on bitches).

hey why are you going to iowa? i forgot that was even a state.
I'm going to the Iowa Young Writers' Studio

by thisisanotherday July 15, 2019

the Reese Witherspoon effect

when a famous person possesses so much pure, wholesome, almost maternal/paternal energy that it becomes impossible to sexualize them or truly find them hot no matter how good-looking they are

"i wish i could think this person is hot, but they've got the reese witherspoon effect"

by vanookirby May 19, 2020

limitless list of co-writers

The list of writing credits on any given mainstream pop song, which contains far more names than necessary, sometimes not even including the artist who the music is attributed to. Why 8 people are required to write a song with literally the same arrangement as 99% of pop hits, we may never know.

"So this Demi Lovato song was written by Demi Lovato, Timothy Mosley, Jim Beanz, Jerome "Jroc" Harmon, Melissa Elliott, Lyrica Anderson, Nire, Garland Mosley, AND J. Angel."

"Arg, the limitless list of co-writers strikes again. I thought this was a solo artist?? When will we find someone who writes all her own music?"

by TheRealDiamond02 September 28, 2020

Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.

Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

by got that 2mm May 6, 2022