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Mongolian windmill

In a threesome containing 2 men and 1 woman, when one man nuts on the other man’s penis and the other man swings his penis in a circular motion, similar to a windmill, spraying cum on the woman.
Hey John, guess what I did yesterday? I gave Jessica a Mongolian windmill!
by Cryotheplato February 24, 2024
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Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
by TDWE June 13, 2024
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Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine

Like sweeping something under a rug. This is the post modern, gen z style way to imply a new connotation of the underlying political weight that we can hide something in place that is obviously going to out itself eventually, but since politics are so short sighted, it's fine... This is fine... We will just shove these here for now and pretend that the waste is not as bad for the planet as other thing like... Cow farts.
Definition: "Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine" is like trying to hide something that is embarrassing, illegal, or wrong, or trying to keep a problem secret. Like, sweeping something under a rug. The additional connotation is that there is an added layer of betrayal to the common man because something described this way means the thing is being hidden by the very body that promises to have our best interest in mind.

For example, when her mother found out she had cancer, and realized that it was likely due to the mother's habitual smoking for years, she chose to shove the windmill blades into a coal mine and just convince the girl that it was just a cold that wouldn't quit and vitamins would be fine.
by CommonSense.exe January 23, 2025
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Broken windmill

Someone that uses popular/buzz words on posts that have NO correlation to the post or are used completly wrong just to seem smart.
Post: *Someone doing a cool dance*
Person: "The digital footprint will go crazy"

OR

Person: "If I was you I would sybau myself"

Those are examples of a broken windmill
by Plr_ February 12, 2026
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Walla Walla windmill

when you have steamy sex with a woman with facial hair, where you lay down on the bed and the woman is sitting on your dick. You then spin her in a circle while your junk is inside her, causing extreme sexual pleasure. (added pleasure if her hands are extended)
Man Walla Walla windmills sure do produce lots of energy!
by Dick Fergusen November 5, 2010
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Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.
"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"
by Basco Dragoon October 24, 2019
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The Danish Windmill Experience

A situation in which a woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrød Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
by TDWE June 20, 2024
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