Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.

The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.

by You Real Name June 24, 2010

wilderness

1. A euphemism for pornography
2. A clandestine code word often used when one is making reference to pornography
3. A folder on my computer brimming with porn.

Yo' betta watch yourself bro, or you might get lossst in the wilderness. Booya!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Wilderbeast

A big doppleganging Salvatore that acts like he is all that on the football field, when in fact it is a front. This type of person is a total shmuck and though he acts like a womanizer, he really loves to kiss guys. Be careful when around the wilderbeast because he is the type that drops the soap in the shower then tries for the reacharound. Also known in the greek as a peterpumper. They can in fact eat the meat without spitting out the bone.

Noce thinks hes fooling us, but he's just a big peterpumping wilderbeast.

by missionman February 13, 2010

wildebeest

A middle aged, usually single or recently divorced male who has let his peer group surpass him in terms of relationship progression (i.e. his friends have found mates and settled down) while he still continues his bachelor collegiate antics of binge drinking, hitting on freshmen on Thursday's college nights at local bars and keeps a steady stocked supply of low-caliber light beers in his "beer fridge" (i.e. his college dorm room 3x3 refrigerator). Often referred to as a less-respectable, male version of a cougar.

Man, our buddy Sam is such a wildebeest. When I want to relieve the glory days and get away from family stress, I head over to his place where we pound Busch Light and eat leftover pizza- eventually heading out to the bars where he usually comes strolling home with a young 20-something at closing time.

by jacktheripped November 18, 2009

Wilden

A slang term for penis. Derived from willy

Steekling, who's got a bigger wilden... Declan or the Duchess?

by Bob the Sheep March 15, 2009

Wilderbeast

A certain creature that bites at his/her own shoulders, and grooms often. Gets extremely bored at times and acts extremely oddly.

This creature is mainly spotted prancing it's hoofs in Germany.

CAUTION: Acts metrosexually

That wilderbeast is crazy, it has a golf club with a shoe on it!

by kohya August 28, 2005

Wildey

A female who actually resembles a lumberjack. Not in the physical sense but in the mental one. An women who actually has sex with men but would technically rather be a man. Not actually having a penis but having a vagina and wishing she had a panis. Good at medical skills but still yearning to pee standing up. A person who you could see lifting engines into cars in Detroit.

Marie is such a wildey, she does the most manish things on earth!!!

by LJ and JP January 9, 2008