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Weight blind

Not admitting when peaple are fat
All of our politicians are so Weight blind
by Max di September 29, 2021
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Weight nig

A hierarchical social caste of the drug trading network in the United States of America. A weight nig works hard to push large weights of drugs (primarily marijuana) at the local level, serving as a crossroads between the common public and the organized drug traffickers. Weight nigs have the unique ability to always reappear as a completely new human being every time the police arrest or kill weight nigs.
A: Psst! Hey, can you get me like an ounce of weed and 5 g of GHB tonight?
B: Uh, my usual guy was arrested, so I can't help much.
A: C'mon dude! I know you just bought him!
B: Hey, PSST! I ain't no weight nig, he was! Fuck off!!
by National Drugsgraphic August 18, 2018
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Foam Weight

Typically something used by a person like Adam Woitas
Man Adam loves those foam weights! He always brings them to the gym to look strong
by Gym goer 123 October 13, 2021
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weight hoarder

someone who hoards all the weights or gym equipment in a gym
Jim: Hey steve, have you seen the 30 lb dumbbells?
Steve: ya that weight hoarder has them over there along with the 25's and 40's!
by Damneck April 17, 2011
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Rope Weight

Don't go by that CVS, there are some rope weights robbing it.. again.
by Americanjap June 18, 2011
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Bake Weight

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.
Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011
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Morb Weight

The weight you gain whilst watching Morbius. Measured in Morbs per square cm (M/cm^2)
Doctor: you have gained 30M/cm^2 morb weight. This is too much.
Patient: :(
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