The Wei Effect

The act of intending to study in a public or private place, but the intention has turned into utter un-productivity when a friend joins the social space. However you end up leaving that area smarter but yet nothing done.

Everybody is studying in starbucks doing their own stuff, then Wei walked in, wei goes around and said hi to everyone, starts a conversation with the professor about some metaphysical concept, another guy joins in the conversation, then soon everybody whose purpose was to do homework in starbucks has turned into a huge dialogue about sexuality, religion, politics, or some other metaphysical snuff. Productivity went from 100% to 10%, yet everyone probebly gained about 5 critical IQ points.

"Dude, did you do anywork today at starbucks man?"
"Nope, it was the Wei Effect, my smart sociology friend came in, and instead of working on pathology, we ended up talking about human sexuality and its correlation to praxis"
"What the fuck does Praxis mean?"
"I have no clue, but its sounds smart"
"Dude, f***ing Wei Effect, now i wont do well in my patho test, however my sociology of sex exam will be peace of cake".

by No_Wei March 9, 2011

pei wei

to eat noodles off of somebodys naked stomach.

I just want to pei wei that girl!

by purplesharpie April 16, 2009

jun wei

This guy is the master at giving blowjobs. He gives them at a daily basis.

Do you know this guy called Jun Wei? He's such a gay fag. He is in a relationship with Jonathan.

by youu pseudonym May 12, 2014

Kai Wei

The name of a pathetic teen boy who is in everyway inferior to his peers.

Haha look at Kai Wei, he's such a loser

by Connor bastard October 26, 2019

Tsung wei

Ugly and smelly human being who stalks you where ever you go. A very thickskin person who includes himself into everything and doesnt realise that people hate him to the core even when people show it obviously

He is such a tsung wei

by everything i say is accurate October 24, 2017

Doing Wei Wei

When your Framerate drops in a Game

Guy 1: Hey why did you go easy on me
Guy 2:Because its Doing Wei Wei

by Meow Meow Meow Dude January 4, 2019

yun wei

used for people's name . people that are kind , caring , trustable and friendly.

The new girl that transferred to our school is called Yun Wei

by ~~:>~~ January 26, 2019