Greased weasel

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole

Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel

by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021

Basin Weasel

Poop that lays on the side of the toilet that is not easily drawn down when flushed.

Did you see that basin weasel in there? I tried peeing on it and flushing it and it’s still there.

by Hamdog420 August 25, 2021

Weiner Wearer

A male who looks young and also immature with a large penis.

The guy I hooked up with was a weiner wearer.
You are no man, you are a weiner wearer.
I want a man! Not a weiner wearer!

by Tmandaddy February 25, 2022

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008

spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

Pop the weasel

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".

Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 19, 2016

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.

by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020