wedding ring

an object that will stop things from putting out.

ex-1
thay sould use a wedding ring to stop the bp oil spill from putting out all that oil.
ex-2
after he put that wedding ring on, i heard he stoped putting out.

by ramonski2 June 15, 2010

White Wedding

This is an addendum to your existing definitions. W.W. is junky parlance for the moment they untie the torniquet, their blood backs into the syringe glass and blends with the heroin mixture prior to the moment of injection.

Self explanatory. It's what Billy Idol really means. Great song by the way. "It's a nice day for a white wedding."

by Schombacher December 12, 2007

Gutt Waddin

Any type of cheap fast food, to fill you up and take the hunger away.

Toby is going to McDonalds to get some Gutt Waddin.

by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:

1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood

At this exact point also, he will gain the following:

1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan

Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"

Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."

Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"

by Devious Tuning February 12, 2009

Hannah Waddingham

An awesome actress who is like the hottest thing ever! Anyone who see‘s her on tv can’t help but notice how stunning she is and will probably fall in love with her!

Did you see Hannah Waddingham in that episode of Ted Lasso last night?
Yea! She looked fit as fuck

by ADayOfTheWeek123 March 21, 2023

Wedding gown

A gown worn by a woman on her wedding day.

See also: wedding dress.

"Who designed your wedding gown?"
"Alfred Angelo. It's style number 1797."

by JaaagMan December 31, 2011

wedding haircut

The ritualistic shaving and removal of a young groom's hair prior to his wedding. The process not only saps whatever will he has left to resist but renders him symbolically ready to conform to the brides new world order. A cross between a hairbortion and Marine boot camp. The new "style" must be totally lacking in any resemblence to thr groom's former self yet instantly recognizable as pre-nuptually as to cast a further shadow of unattractiveness on said groom during the honeymoon. Generally consists of one stlye and one style only, known to stylist as " do what the bride wants".

Nice wedding haircut Tyler. Tomorrow must be the big day then?

by monkeyman1968 June 10, 2014