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video game hoarder 

The type of person who does everything in a game; doing a game until"100%" . Completing all the missions, checking every box for loot, talking to every person, etc.
"Todd's such a video game hoarder."
"Really? I never noticed."
"Oh yea dude, he loots everything. I just want to complete the missions. I have to wait for him when we finish an area because he takes so long."
"Damn. I'm glad I don't play with him."

Online video game 

It’s literally any game that’s played online
Let’s say Minecraft or Roblox, or some other games
Person 1: have you played the new online video game?
Person 2: there’s a lot, what are you talking about?
Person 3: he obv means the new hit video game called fried Kentucky cheeseburger simulator
Person 4: that’s not a real game idiot

National Let Your Sibling Play Video Game Day

February 4th is National Let Your Sister Play Video Games Day. Hand over the controller.
"It's February 4th you have to let me play!"
"So?"
"It's National Let Your Sibling Play Video Game Day!"

Video Game Welfare 

A noun used to describe the tendency of certain competition-based video games to give extra help (such as rare weapons or tools) to the player in last place.
Anthony: Finally I beat you at Mario Race.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.
Video Game Welfare by marioracer December 28, 2009

Video Game Jetlag 

the sensation of accidentally pressing a button that you meant for one game, but actually corresponds with another.
"Ah man why's you throw your grenade!" his friend replies. "I meant for it to knife: I've been playing destiny all day, i've got video game jetlag."

Video Game Forum Nerd. 

A video game nerd that has no actual passion or intrinsic interest in games he plays. He/She just plays them and spends all his/her time on forums because he/she is miserable, and videogames are the most accessibly absorbable activities in the world.
Video Game Forum Nerd: Hi, I'm a Video Game Forum Nerd. I'm a miserable, passionless piece of shit who is too scared to try in life and is destined for a life-long 9-5 office job.