twogging

The instance where someone is following you on Twitter but never tweets, replies or enters into any conversation with anyone. Therefore they are Tweet Dogging - watching but not taking part = Twogging!

Therefore the Twogger is Twogging.

Think of it as Cyber Dogging.

A boss who decides to follow all his employees Twitter accounts but not posting is taking part in Tweet Dogging (Twogging) therefore his is a Twogger.

by DJ Leekee January 2, 2012

Twoggan

A collective of twunts.

"Watch out Adam, there's a twoggan approaching fast."

by KHD September 4, 2003

twossted

to get drunk, high, generally fucked up.
usually you have to get really messed up before you're twossted.
see crunked

last night i was sooo twossted

by Greg Van Arsdale May 3, 2004

twoasted

adj. - a drunken buzz that usually onsets quickly.

..twoasted of the hizzy fo' shizzy my nizzy...

by Andy Mack September 25, 2005

twospace

A period of intense connection between two lovers, to the exclusion of all other people, things, bodily needs, etc. Commonly early in relationship (see NRE) but can spontaneously occur at any time.

Caution: extended periods of 2space may result in dehydration, malnutrition, and strangers telling you to "Get a Room!"

We were so deep in twospace we missed all the parties!

by C and V May 20, 2008

twosser

A person who doesn't use Twitter but feels the need to tell others how useless it is.

He's a twosser - never tried Twitter but happy to run it down.

by Rollo_Tomasi July 6, 2009

twotsmacker

A female cockblocker ,one who prevents the sucking of a penis. A girl who stops the hooking up of a fellow vagina

What a twotsmacker, danielle is with her boyfriend and she just did that!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CHILD PUNTER May 26, 2009