Turtle

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WE NEED TO SAVE THEM

METAL STRAWS OR YOU DEATH

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Vsco girl: SAVE THE TURTLES

Non-Vsco girl: are you actually doing anything???
by chloeisalwaysright August 28, 2019
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Something you say when you don't know what to say.
"Pollution is ending our world!"
*silence*
"Turtle?"
by Batman's pimp April 30, 2021
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a boy with a shaved head and a long lanky neck a turtle is well known for telling lies and then getting exposed by his peers
turtle boy :mmmm i just got a blow job from my girlfriend

turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend
by not luis really March 23, 2017
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Am going too fast within the day, I'd better turtle myself down.
by "Goyo" September 29, 2012
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"Whoa dude, Jackson got some good as Turtle"
by Numbmumd March 24, 2019
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A girl that is only fine(good looking) enough to get a blow job from.

A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.

It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.

Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
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A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.

A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.

A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.
Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.

Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.

I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.
by Crazy charismatic August 08, 2017
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