truffle huffing

During sex when a fat girl is on top and out of breath. Similar to the sound of a pig hunting for truffle mushrooms in the forest.

That chick was truffle huffing hard last night in bed.

by Kaveman Psychology December 5, 2018

desert truffle

The pubic hairs of an incredibly pale-skinned individual.

Yo, Jack over there has some serious desert truffle!

by MilkyDefinitions December 23, 2016

Truffle nosing

The act of using the nose to place panties to the side to access the genitals. Much the same way a pig would search truffles.

“I was truffle nosing my girl and gave her oral pleasure”

by CPT_beef_curtain January 22, 2023

porn truffle

The articles of printed pornography found by chance in woods and waste ground by British children in the pre-internet age.

Where'd you get that mucky mag?

It's a porn truffle I found down in the woods.

by Jambo Tallahassee January 1, 2018

Truffle Face

When eating truffles gives you an orgasm.

Oh my god did you see Courtney’s truffle face last night?! We can’t go into that restaurant ever again...

by trufflebois January 19, 2019

dunking truffles

When you get a magic mushroom, you gotta dunk it and flush it to get the best high. It also can double your batch and keep your shrooms growing.

I'm stoked for the party this weekend, I've been dunking truffles all week getting ready for the crew to get fucked up!

by Shrooomery July 8, 2017

Truffle hunting

Whilst licking your Mrs turd cutter you can also do her a favour by seeing if she has started getting the farmer Giles yet

"Babe wanna go truffle hunting tonight ? I'm sure my turd cutter is unusually itchy"

by Young Frankie January 22, 2022