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Trigger diarhea 

A situation where you have to poop solo bad that it is going to be triggered by anything. It could be triggered by laughing, bending over, sitting down, walking or talking.
Babe you better drive home fast because I have trigger diahrea and it's going to come out fast.

Aka T D when you have to shit soo bad that saying trigger diarhea could set it off.

I had to clench my ass cheeks so hard and slowly walk to the bathroom because I was about to have trigger diahrea.
Trigger diarhea by Rideordie72 October 5, 2017
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Trigger whoring 

To tape down the left trigger on a PS4 (or Xbox) controller, so that one may be able to aim down sight without utilizing one’s left hand. Therefore, said hand is open and able to transport donuts from their resting place the player’s double chin, into the player’s salivating slit. (Commonly used in Call of Duty)
This fat ass trigger whoring pussy bitch better at least share his donuts when this match is over.
Trigger whoring by Urmomspseudonym February 4, 2018

Trigger Sauce 

When you have really good aim with a firearm.
Dante is pulling a drive by and hits a group of rival gang members, his homies yell " trigger sauce."
Trigger Sauce by Trapjb May 23, 2018

trigger switch 

A description for someone who's a switch in sex, but hasn't admitted yet.
Someone who's domimant but needs a bit of dominance themselves to submit.
"Oh yeah he definitely seems like a dom."
"Uhhh no, it's pretty obvious he's a trigger switch."

trigger bird

anyone who is triggering like a birdy. often annoying, strange, stupid. is very triggering. stupid birb.
YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING TRIGGER BIRD
trigger bird by trash baguettes September 8, 2018

trigger woman 

Old lady who orders cheeseburger with uhhh uhh onion rings. Stays longer than 1 hour at a restaurant with mucho blah blah. Drinks about 2 gallons of free water. Peppermint.
trigger woman by Blahhjhhrhrrj June 18, 2019

Trigger Happy 

The feeling you get when shitposting and you Trigger someone into a fit of rage, causing them to write a wall-o-text explaining how you're wrong, but in so doing, they take a reasonable position, provide rationale, and support your intended outcome without you yourself needing to lift a finger.
I got so trigger happy when I dunked this dank meme on that reddit post.