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Toaster Mafia

A group of mid thirties aged men and women who drive Honda Elements. Most members of this group have, or have had, child booster seats in the back.

This mafia is generally not dangerous, but is predisposed to swearing and giving time outs.

Still considered cool by youth standards. People who join are most often employed professionally, but have extracurricular activities in rock bands, fashion, local farming, and travel. The age of members is not easily recognized, as the hip demeanor off sets the appearance of under eye circles and presence of children.

The attempt of asking these individuals about their vehicle could cause you to become drawn into a long conversation about the "interesting features" of the Honda Element. Make sure you are prepared to listen, if you must inquire.

Many of these mafia members will go as far as licensing their vehicles with vanity plates with cute "toaster puns".

Extra caution should be taken.
I saw her orange Element the other day. She's one of the Toaster Mafia. Did you notice the matching license plate?
by wingmom September 22, 2010
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Toaster Straddle

The act of a man, who while face fucking a girl lying on her back, straddles her upper body and defecates on her chest and stomach. The man then proceeds to face fuck her until he also ejaculates on her chest completing this mixture of toasty warm substances on her body. One can see this is similar to the toaster strudel.
Man that toaster straddle I gave that whore last night was so messy!
by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011
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Yoster Toaster

While eating a girl out, the male/female performing the cunnilingus vomits onto the vagina
Dude, can't believe I was drunk enough for the Yoster Toaster.
by Concerned Citizen 6767 March 4, 2011
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Toastersexual

1. To have a sexuality consisting of strictly toasters and their apliances (also includes electrical outlets).

2. To be in a sexual relationship with a toaster.
Bob: Phil how did you get those burn marks on your dick?

Phil: I got knocked up and fucked a toaster...

Bob: That means you're toastersexual!
by ifucktoasters.com September 7, 2012
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Coin tosser

When a gay couple cannot decide who will be the "top" and who will be the "bottom" for the night, or in the relationship.

This was originally explored in the Brokeback Mountain scene where the roles were determined via a hearty wrestling match when they began exploring their newfound homosexuality.

Coin Tossers are commonly "new" homosexuals who are still discovering if they prefer giving or taking for the long run, or can simply be a couple who has similar tastes and the Dominant role in the relationship has not been established.
"That bear couple look exactly the same, all burly and hairy, which one is the top or the bottom, or do you think they are coin tossers?"

"Those twinks are both pretty girly, you think they are coin tossers?"

"Did you hear that Chuey and Jesus decided they are gay and started dating? Since they are new at ass love they decided to be coin tossers till they figure out which position suits them"
by Grepdogg1 August 3, 2009
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toaster

Character from the episode "Waiting for God" from series 1 of the BBC Red Dwarf tv-series. Toaster is actually a more or less intelligent device, used for toasting bread and for conversation. But the topic of conversation is quite toast related.
Toaster: "I toast, therefore I am"
by Aart May 20, 2005
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tosser

Literally, one who masturbates. Common usage typically refers to anyone of whom you have a low opinion.
eckham's a fuck-useless tosser.

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by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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