tome

A nickname for the Bible of Scientific Bullshit. See or visit holybullshit.com fo details.

In order to keep it from derteriating, KK and Doom hid the sacred tome from view.

by James Bourne October 4, 2003

tome

Verb - W.Ireland, possible Gaelic origin - have sexual intercourse with

Aw man, look at the tats on her! Would ya tome her, would ya!?

by Sweats O'Harrigan April 3, 2007

TomBenn

A state of mind when all forms of communication seem witty or intelligent. People may feel intimidated or see themselves as a "lower form of life". Can be compared to the buddhist and worldwide term of "Enlightenment."

"Whoa, that guy reminds me of Tom Benn."
"Na, he's not TomBenn enough."

by Darksunda July 19, 2009

tomesa

butt cheeks are gross

ewwww tomesa

by urbanleader45 November 19, 2016

Tomie's Mom

A bitter bitch who throws rocks at children.

Once a Tomie's Mom always a Tomie's Mom.

Today I ran into the biggest Tomie's Mom.

I was at the bar and I saw this lady, she was being such a Tomie's Mom.

by Tomiesmom May 15, 2018

tomley

most prankable person on earth

haha it’s so easy to prank u tomley

by spewster June 27, 2020

hugo tomé

The toilet. The place you go to relieve yourself.

"I have to go to the hugo tomé so badly I'll pee in my pants if I have to wait any longer."

"I Heard Zé Serra puked inside hugo tomé"

by Anastacia69 July 20, 2009